My mom looked at my phone bill
and asked me why I have no incoming or outgoing calls.
October 2011
September 2011
I ate a Wookiee for dinner
It was a little Chewy.
I find my lack of motivation disturbing
Setting up a wireless router network shouldn't be this hard.
Ergh. All my techie pride. Gone.
Here, lemme come over. I got this.
I could have sworn that was you for like 2 seconds LOL.
“And the park will implode from our epicness.”
—zohbugg
8 Lines That Would Have Ended Star Wars Real Fast
I'm also back down to 99 followers
Worst day off ever.
I am an ugly derp crier. Deal with it.
Arriving At A Friend's House:
“Hi, thanks for inviting me…”
Arriving At A BEST Friend’s House:
Or in your case, Zoh, “If there’re no burritos I’m going home!” <3
THERE ARE NEVER ANY BURRITOS ANYMORE. YEARS AND YEARS OF EATING BURRITOS AT YOUR HOUSE. BUT I STAY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. OBVIOUSLY.
But seriously, I’d consider getting burritos if I were you. My love can only last without a burrito for so long.
I’ve got burritos!
